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"Tina’s got stage fright."
"I have stage fright?"
"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."
"That explains a lot."
"Of course, dogs are a pretty poor judge of human beauty. But I had a rough idea of what to look for." 101 Dalmatians, 1961
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Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she helped first years find their way.
Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she pursed her lips in just the right way when second years tripped over each other in the halls—and escorted them to the Infirmary besides.
Your chest due to your heartrate being elevated for the past four hours because the drunk man next to you on the plane won’t leave you alone and you’re terrified that you’re going to be assaulted
Your back because you spent the past four hours twisted so your body is facing (and sqished against) the window in the hopes of creating distance between you and this man
Your head because you’ve overheated because you refuse to remove your hoodie and blankets (and also because of the strong scent of alcohol)
Your stomach because of the affore mentioned headache and overheating and alcohol smell
Everything because you can’t stop shaking from fear.